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  • detectivegamer:

    defilerwyrm:

    getsuthebiker:

    mojave-red:

    spacelesbians:

    queervashti:

    shinymegacrobat:

    gif87a-com:

    A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

    Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

    i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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    HE SITS

    Plomp

    Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

    she is BETRAYED

    @sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (via hotboyproblems)

    • 5 years ago
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  • transboyscout:

    so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

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    (via cntnd)

    • 5 years ago
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  • babelady:

    vangoghcean:

    there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

    it’s where snacks belong

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    Originally posted by smexypancakes

    (via muppetboot)

    • 5 years ago
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  • nishiroma:

    lynati:

    darkmagepoppers:

    weavemama:

    THIS REALLY MADE MY DAY 

    lol the yellow lab

    And the bearded dragon chillin’ with his own food.

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    look at him hes so excited

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 5 years ago
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  • racingbarakarts:
“True love is texting your fiancé this at 10:36pm
”

    racingbarakarts:

    True love is texting your fiancé this at 10:36pm

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 5 years ago
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  • (via touyaniii)

    • 5 years ago
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  • caseyanthonyofficial:

    drunktrophywife:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    drunktrophywife:

    Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

    I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

    But is it
    illegal

    I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

    (via coluring)

    • 7 years ago
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  • thebootydiaries:

    rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)

    (via hohoehoes)

    • 7 years ago
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  • degface:

    dogvines:

    [dog: (whines impatiently oddly kind of horse-sounding]

    give the horse what he wants

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 7 years ago
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